RoboCop review

Remakes are always hard, especially if you are a fan of the original.  You don’t want them to mess with a great thing by ruining the story, but you also don’t want them to retread old ground.  You’re content with your “original” and feel like Hollywood should be working on developing new ideas instead of rehashing old ones.  Yes, remakes are bad and we all know it.  Reboots?  Well, that’s just a fancy name for a remake that bastardizes your fondest memories.

RoboCop was such a great 80s movie with its darkly satirical commentary and religious overtones contrasted by the ultraviolence of it all.  RoboCop is an incomparable piece of classic sci-fi cinema and remaking it would just be blasphemous, right?  I mean, the failed attempt at remaking Total Recall, another Paul Verhoeven classic, certainly doesn’t bode well for this modern retelling of the man in a machine – it doesn’t help that it bears the same PG-13 dumbing down that Total Recall received.  No, RoboCop as a modern film has to be a terrible idea.  Unless the idea is actually new.


I hate retreading old ground.  Adaptations, in general, fail to impress me if I’ve already experienced the story in its original medium because there’s nothing new – nothing fresh.  Films based on books are often punctuated with “the book was better” in the same manner that remakes are quickly branded as an uninspired rehash.  Let’s ignore the fact that there are several remakes that are considered “classic” films, because those were totally different.  I’m not saying that this year’s reboot of RoboCop is a classic, but it is definitely fresh.

robocop2In the original film, OmniCorp was already working on domestic grounds with the Detroit Police being under the control of OmniCorp as opposed to the city.  In the new film, OmniCorp has its drones and robots doing “peacekeeping” work in foreign territories while a bill is keeping them from patrolling domestic streets.  Michael Keaton plays a corporate Palpatine who decides to give one of his robots a face – something the American people can get behind – in order to expand his business and profits.  He’s a charming mastermind that presents himself as someone who is trying to better the world while all of his “behind the scenes” interactions paint the more accurate portrait of greed.  It’s a welcome update to the story and one that feels more relevant to our modern time.

We also see a very different Alex Murphy in the remake.  One who feels more “human” even inside the machine before a decision is made to override his humanity.  It poses some interesting questions about what makes us human.  Essentially, when you look at humans, they’re chemicals and electrical impulses – no different than a machine.  When you control those chemicals and impulses, is there still a soul underneath that?


RoboCop presents a similar story to the original: a Detroit detective is murdered and reconstructed as a cyborg who is essentially controlled by his programming despite his human elements fighting for control.  It’s a story of what it means to be human interlaced with socio-political commentary, albeit a little more serious than its 1987 counterpart.  Despite telling a similar overall tale, all the other elements bring to life a completely different story.  One of corporate greed and politics.  One of human emotion and free will.  It’s a movie that is still darkly satirical, but it does it with a straight face – which just so happens to be the face of Samuel L Jackson.  Purists may leave the film disappointed, but after the TV series, the miniseries, and RoboCop 3, this fresh take on the franchise is a welcome breath of fresh air.


RoboCop: 3.5 out of 5


Oscar Chances: Django Unchained

django_unchained_posterOver the course of the next couple of weeks, we will be discussing/reviewing the movies fighting for the coveted honor of receiving the Oscar for Best Picture at this year’s Academy Awards which takes place on February 24th, as well as articles focusing on the actor/actress categories.  Today’s focus is on Django Unchained.

If there’s any movie of the nine nominees this year that planned on making a statement, it’s Django Unchained (the ‘D’ is silent). Of course, that “statement” can be many things, per se. The statement in question could refer to a political stance on America’s dark past of slavery.  The statement could be that undying love shows no boundaries. The statement could be to not mess with Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson or Leonardo DiCaprio. In all actuality, there aren’t many people who would disagree that if this movie states anything, it’s that Quentin Tarantino knows how to make a damn good movie.

Tarantino wrote and directed a movie has every element of a classic. Classic performances, classic cinematography, classic scenery, classic music and a classic story: revenge and recapturing. For as classic as this movie deserves to become, there’s no doubt that the movie is completely unconventional, which makes sense actually when you think about what all the classics have in common. Seriously, how many movies does one come across involving a German enlisting a black slave to be his right-hand bounty hunter? Also, if anyone seriously says it’s a remake of the 1966 film titled Django, they are sorely mistaken.

Django is up for a total of five Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor for Christoph Waltz, Best Sound Editing, and Best Achievement in Cinematography. Unfortunately, it is possible that Django will unfortunately go home empty-handed on awards night. Why? Because it’s an unconventional classic. That’s why. Also, the acting categories for all fields this year is completely tough, as is the Best Picture category. Zero Dark Thirty seems to be the favorite in Original Screenplay. That leaves only the technical awards up for contention for Django, which are also usually near impossible to predict this year. Foxx could have definitely deserved a nomination for Best Actor, and the same for Leo in Supporting Actor, but as mentioned above the competition is already pretty heavy in the acting fields. It does seem kind of unusual that Tarantino was left out of the Best Director category, a definite snub of all trades.

So what are Django’s chances of pulling an upset and taking home the gold (man) for Best Picture? Pretty slim, honestly. The traits that stick this film out in the first place are surpassed by other movies nominated. Zero Dark Thirty has more controversy, and Lincoln steals much of the period-piece aspect (it is a more realistic view of historic events). Nevertheless, Django is as gripping, funny, tense, and gory as a Tarantino movie can be, and its nominations are all more than deserved.

Chances of winning: 70%